The most memorable thing about the day was this glorious piece of tack.  It is the most tasteless thing I have ever encountered, in a life full of tack.  A towel-like curtain, about 8 feet long.  Underneath this glorious illustration was the logo "I love you Jesus".  It made my knees weak.  I reproduce it here for your edification.  I couldn't bring myself to buy it, as it would make my head explode sooner or later, so I settled for a small picture that shifts between Jesus and the Virgin Mary as you tilt it--but if you stop in the middle, the heads are so aligned that you can get a bearded Virgin Mary.  Let us give praise.